Lost is back!

First episode of Season 4 of Lost airs in the US tonight - I won't be able to download it fast enough tomorrow!

A little catch-up guide here.

You can type this shit, but you sure can't say it

EW have a funny feature on the worst movie dialogue ever. My personal fave is Andie McDowell's immortal clunker, said with all the passion of a talking clock, in Four Weddings and a Funeral: "Is it raining? I hadn't noticed."

Down to the Wire

For fans of the TV show The Wire...

3rd Rock's 2nd Life

Lucy Mangan in The Guardian has a great tribute to the madcap and eternally under-rated 90s sitcom 3rd Rock From The Sun, which lives on in syndication on the Sci Fi Channel.

Lego @ 50

50 years of Lego. Oh what would my birthdays and Christmases have been like without it??

O-mentum

Toni Morrison, Caroline Kennedy and Ted Kennedy are all endoring Obama...Read here and here.

SAGs

See the list of Screen Actors Guild Award winners here.

Pain and leisure

My Guest Column in today's Weekend magazine in the Irish Independent

Pain and leisure
By Declan Cashin
Saturday January 26, 2008
I sincerely hope that at this very moment you're propped up in bed reading this article or, at the very least, wrapped in a huge blanket on the sofa with a continuous supply of tea and toast at hand. For that's the only way the weekend papers should be consumed -- lazily, comfortably and at your own leisure. Continue here.

Oscar, come out!

The Guardian runs down the total cost to the industry if the Oscars are cancelled next month. Read here

January bleugh

The Last Word column from Day and Night in today's Independent

We're almost there people. Just six more days until stinky, dark, dreary, cold and broke January will be done with for another year. Huzzah! By my calculations many of you will be celebrating the first Feast of the Brown Envelope (i.e. pay day) of 2008 today, and are therefore probably too filled with joy and relief about having money once more to hold onto the memories of the lean three weeks that have just gone by.

But, by gum, remember you must, for those of us who forget history are condemned to repeat it. Burn into your mind just how you've felt for the past few weeks. Write it all down in great detail if you must. Go ahead, I can wait.

A friend of mine came out with a brilliant term to sum up the general January 'bleugh' feeling: "Christmas jet lag". All of December is basically like a foreign holiday. It's all parties, late nights and demented, relentless spending, where all your worries are put on the long finger, all your false energy reserves are called up into action, and all sense of reality is suspended. And to top it all off, you get a two week break at the end of it to either keep up that chaotic schedule or just retreat into high calorie hibernation.

No wonder we're all so discombobulated come the first week of the New Year. You genuinely feel about 11 hours behind the rest of the world. Everyone is in a slump. Nobody really wants to do anything. All around you — at work, on the streets, at home — people are just trudging around like mindless drones, their spirits broken, eyes downcast, and shoulders hunched by the shear weight of the January 'bleugh'.

It's so quiet everywhere in the country —- in pubs, clubs, even shops — that you feel like bursting into a rip-roaring, shrieking rendition of that Bjork song and begin dancing up and down the street with a man in a mailbox just to liven things up a bit.

Of course, there's a way to avoid all this, and if you're anything like me, you have at least 6 much smarter friends who made contingency plans for just that: they all literally fled the country. It's so simple, yet so ingenious, like all the best ideas always are.

For instance, I know a couple who have hightailed it off to Australia for the month. Another friend was in Brazil for New Year's, and engineered it so he’d be there until last week. A colleague went all Darjeeling Limited and decided to get lost by finding himself on a journey through India. Others are making tracks to Gran Canaria and New York, while several more are gone "on the piste" on the slopes of Andorra.

So what the bleedin' heck was I doing here, I found myself asking? And my answer was: I honestly don't know! Kind of like a Finance Minister in a Tiger economy, I got so caught up in the heady debauchery of the period that I never thought to make plans for when the party ground to a buzz-wrecking halt.

But, boy, January 2008 has been enough to give me the kick in the behind I need to ensure I ain't around for the festive fallout next year. Oh no. This time next year I'm going to make it my business to see that I'll be sequestered in the metaphorical nuclear bunker of the Caribbean or South America, or anywhere where the sun is shining, the days are long, the colourful cocktails are flowing, and January becomes the month that time - and I - forgot.

Hair don't

Feature of mine on cinema's hair-do hall of shame in today's Independent

By Declan Cashin

Friday January 25 2008

In the Coen Brothers' bleak and bloody new movie, No Country for Old Men, Javier Bardem steals the show by way of some killer hair -- literally. His bizarre bowl haircut has drawn a lot of attention from 'fringe' commentators in Hollywood, to the extent that his 'do' is now as notorious as his performance as deranged hitman Anton Chigurh. Continue here

NYT decides...

New York Times endorses Hillary and John McCain...

Speechless.Utterly speechless.

Diablo

Check out Diablo Cody - the freakishly cool and Oscar nominated screenwriter of Juno - on David Letterman this week.

Sein-field

Pat Kenny's notorious Toy Show interview with Jerry Seinfeld - or Jerry "Seinfield" as he repeatedly calls him. Absolutely cringe-inducing. Cheers to thechancer for the clip.

Hillary/Obama Death Match

The Hillary-Obama smackdown at the South Carolina debate. Wow, the hatred!

Are you really best mates?

Feature of mine in today's Independent.

Are you really best mates?
The 10 most important 'qualities' a man looks for in his best friend, according to Declan Cashin

Wednesday January 23 2008
This question is for the boys: is there anything that you wouldn't do for your best friend? Would you beg, borrow and steal for -- and off -- him? What would you consider the hallmarks of male friendship? If you need help answering these questions, then you need look no further than a recent web poll commissioned by Universal Pictures to tie-in with the DVD release of the Adam Sandler movie, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry...
Continue reading here.

Heath Ledger

Jesus. Read here

Heath Ledger 1979-2008

Tributes...

Last interview with the New York Times

Oscar nods...

Check out the Oscar nominations by category here or see full list here. Saorise Ronan was nominated as Best Supp Actress for Atonement, and Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova picked up a nod for their track 'Falling Slowly' from Once. Biggest shock: The Diving Bell and the Butterfly snubbed as Best Foreign Language Film and Best Picture.

Cloverfield...

...Just saw it this morning...and it's awesome! The hype is justified. Cloverfield is like Blair Witch crossed with 9/11 mashed in with The Towering Inferno and Godzilla. It's nerve-shredding, disorienting, relentlessly, bravely bleak stuff.

With its deliberate invocation of the 2001 attacks on New York and its unremittingly apocalyptic tone - there's no explanation for the attack or the...creature that carries it out and definitely (?) no happy ending - Cloverfield is the disaster movie of and for the 21st century. Lost's JJ Abrams has done it again. This is a fantastic movie.