Blingasty

My feature on the Sarkozy trip to the UK in the Review section of today´s Independent

Don't you just hate when your favourite soap opera focuses on one boring plot at the expense of a far more exciting one in the background?
That's how it felt this week watching the latest developments in the world's most entertaining real-life super-soap, Blingasty, starring French president Nicolas Sarkozy and his glamorous wife Carla Bruni. On the day that France's first couple touched down in the UK for a two-day state visit, a picture emerged of Mme Bruni-Sarkozy from 1993 in which she artfully posed in the nude, only barely covering her modesty. Mon dieu! Continue here.

Blood and Gore

A Gore-y end to the Democratic stalemate? Read here.

The Price is right

Feature on Katie Price, her baffling (?) success and her new reality show in today's Independent.

Say what you like about former glamour model Jordan -- and no doubt you have -- but there's no denying that the savvy celeb has built an enormous and lucrative empire out of her two biggest assets: her names. Continue here.

Dubya: The Movie

Josh Brolin and Elizabeth Banks (Definitely Maybe) will play George W and Laura Bush in Oliver Stone's forthcoming Dubya biopic. James Cromwell will play George I and Jeffrey Wright is in talks to star as Colin Powell. Read here.

Text-book case

Addicted to texts and emails? You could be mentally ill. Read here.

"In politics make sure the memory matches the video"

Hillary's 'experience' under the spotlight. Oops! See here

Picture of the day: Lame duck meets the Easter Bunny

The Bill and Hill Show: the latest

On what dates was Hillary actually present in the White House while Bill was canoodling with Monica? Read all the grisly details here and here if that's your sort of thing.

Sue Doh Nims

I need a pseudonym for reasons that I can't elaborate on right now. So farI've come up with Hilary Wanks and Sigourney Beaver. Not sure how print-friendly they are though?

Any other suggestions?

Wilkommen

Donal Lynch from the Sunday Independent is up and running in the blogowhatsit. Check out his site here.

So frackin' good

The fourth and final season of the too-good-for-television-and-shame-on-you-for-not-watching-it Battlestar Galactica starts in a matter of weeks. For all of you who have never seen an episode, go stand in the corner. Go on, I can't even look at you.

For all you fans who need a recap on all the action so far, look at EW's episode guide here.

I got to meet Mary McDonnell - President Roslin - at the IFTAs a few weeks back. She was a total lady and while she was unsurprisingly keeping shtum on plot details - such as whether she's the "Fifth Cylon" - she did tell me that season 4 has even blown their minds, and that she'll be fascinated to see how all us die-hards react...

So long Jordan Catalano...

State of the race

The full text of Barack Obama's speech on race in Philadelphia today.

"We the people, in order to form a more perfect union."
Two hundred and twenty one years ago, in a hall that still stands across the street, a group of men gathered and, with these simple words, launched America's improbable experiment in democracy. Farmers and scholars; statesmen and patriots who had traveled across an ocean to escape tyranny and persecution finally made real their declaration of independence at a Philadelphia convention that lasted through the spring of 1787. Continue here...

Sex on the brain

My feature on the hunt for the new Sex and the City in today's Irish Independent

TV execs are keen to replicate the success of Carrie Bradshaw and her gal pals, but with very poor results so far, says Declan Cashin. Continue here.

Psychic shock

My guest column in today's Weekend magazine in the Irish Independent.

I always joke that I would be a terribly unsuccessful doctor because I have no patience. Having to wait in line for anything drives me to distraction, as does having to deal with cable or broadband providers over the phone (though I think that just makes me human rather than particularly impatient). I'm also the type to flick to the end of a book or to fast-forward through a movie in order to find out what happens. I just can't seem to wait.

Continue here.

Quote of the week

''There have been charges of foul play from both sides. Obama has accused Clinton of smearing him by implying that he's a Muslim or Muslim sympathizer and Clinton has accused Obama's people of trying to dump a bucket of water on her and make her melt.'' - Jimmy Kimmel

Heath in poster for Dark Knight

"Oh hey girl. I'm at the movies. Shake-us-peare In Love..."

The other night I went to see In Bruges - which I...liked, BUT...I can't put my finger on it - and the cinema was packed with those most dreaded of people, the ones I try to avoid at all costs: the general public. Amidst all the phone calls, texting, loud talking, laughing and horse-like munching going on around me, all I could think of was this.

Ask em out

Loving this post on Rick O'Shea's blog in relation to Ask Em Out Day. All you lovelorn romantic out there - read, grow a pair, and just do it!

[says Declan looking in the mirror :)]

Baywatch star comes out...

Which one you ask? read here

and then here.

A Better Man

My interview with Brian Kennedy in today's Irish Daily Mail

When a man spends twenty years in the music business, recording 9 successful studio albums, touring the globe with Van Morrison, Bob Dylan and Tina Turner, singing numerous times for the US president, performing at the George Best funeral, holding down respected side careers in publishing and broadcasting, and representing his country in the Eurovision (okay, maybe not so much that one), he should be accustomed to star-struck fans stopping him in the street to gush about how amazing he is.


Not so with Brian Kennedy, despite all those achievements in his career to date. “The first thing I think of when someone stops me on the street is, ‘I hope they’re not looking for directions because I’m f***ing hopeless!’” the Belfast-born singer laughs. “I really don’t think of myself as being famous. Besides, people don’t lose their life when they meet me. I’m not George Michael!”

Be that as it may, the balladeer, who discovered his voice by harmonising with the noise of sirens and ambulance wails on his native Falls Road, has built up a devoted fan base ever since the release of his debut album The Great War of Words in 1990. Right now Kennedy is in the midst of a promotional tour for his tenth record, Interpretations, a collection of cover versions of classics such as Night and Day and You Are So Beautiful, as well as takes on songs by fellow Irish artists U2, Declan O’Rourke, and Kennedy’s friend and mentor Van Morrison.

“With this record, I chose two or three of the songs, and I let the producers pick the rest, so they would get me out of my comfort zone,” he explains over coffee in Dublin’s Morrison Hotel. “There’s nothing we all like more than a boundary. I didn’t want to go in and have had a long history with a song.

“We had 18 tracks on the list of potential covers whittled down from about 50. It was kind of obvious what was going to work and what wasn’t. If anything got too hard, it was obviously too hard for a reason, so it was just best to leave it alone.

“I really just wanted to be a torch singer with an old mic. I’m in my 40s now. I wanted to do something dignified and not try to be a young pop singer. I had my fun in my 20s and 30s. It has to be all about the music now, and singing with a full 48-piece orchestra poses no greater challenge for a singer.”

Kennedy is a star who seems to thrive on challenges. Throughout his career he has consistently sought new outlets for his creativity, be it onstage in New York as the lead singer in Riverdance on Broadway, as a TV presenter on RTE, or through his short stories and well-received novels, The Arrival of Fergal Flynn and Roman Song (a third work of fiction is on the way).

At the same time, the 41-year-old had to endure persistent media intrusion into his private life and probing of his sexuality (a byproduct of which was a scurrilous showbiz rumour that enjoyed a long life throughout the late 1990s). Despite – or perhaps because of – all these experiences, Kennedy today is a more relaxed figure who has evidently settled more comfortably into his own skin. Looking trim and healthy, with his hair cut short, the singer reveals that passing the 40 mark helped put a lot of his life into perspective.

“I’m certainly become bit more relaxed with age,” he says. “I’m a wee bit less uptight about things and I’m giving myself a bit of a break. I’m having a lot more fun let me tell you. I’m just a bit more realistic about things and a little less harsh on myself. I’m so afraid of being lazy that I see now that I tend to overdo it a bit sometimes. So I’ve calmed down a wee bit.”

But being in the public eye, and being so busy with different projects, must take its toll on his private life, and his ability to meet potential partners? “I’ve had my fair share of weird attention,” he states. “But what happens to me when I’m out is that, even though I’ll be off stage, and I think I’m in my private world, if someone knows my face, then I’m still on stage. It took me a while to get that. I’d be chatting away to someone, thinking, ‘This is all going terribly well’, and then it dawns on me that it’s like a fan thing. It’s very weird. People say, ‘But you’re so normal’, and I’m like [suspiciously] ‘Thanks. Why wouldn’t I be?’”

Is he involved with anyone at the moment? Kennedy smiles slyly. “No, I’m currently single, and quietly…adventurous,” he replies.

Finally, as a past Irish Eurovision hopeful (he represented us in 2006 with Every Song is a Cry For Love, which finished 10th), what does Kennedy make of Dustin the Turkey’s entry on behalf of Ireland in this year’s contest?

“Look it’s amazing how things have changed,” he says. “I think that ever since the dawn of text voting, it’s become incredibly impersonal. Therefore the intention is just not very serious; it’s just a quick text for the comic value, which is what happened with Lordi [the Finnish rockers in monster costumes who won the 2006 Eurovision].

“So here we are in a situation where we’re sending a turkey – every pun intended – and it will
either be a really big hit with the little kids who are the texters or, like last year, it will be something we end up deeply embarrassed about. It’s hard to know which way it will go.”

*Interpretations is out now on Curb Records. Brian Kennedy plays the Limerick Concert Hall on April10, the Cork Opera House on April13, and the National Concert Hall Dublin on April 15-16. Tickets are on sale now.

No logic to Britain's treatment of gay Iranian Kazemi

Philip Hensher on the Mehdi Kazemi case in Britain.

What Wouldn't Clinton Do To Secure Power?

Johann Hari in today's London Independent. Read here. Right on Johann!

Most powerful blogs

Being a few days behind the rest of Western civilisation, I've just gotten around to reading last Sunday's papers today! A greatfeature in the Observer magazine about the world's 50 most powerful blogs. Read here

Ferraro blackens Obama's name

Geraldine Ferraro - a Clintonista and the only woman to ever make it onto a national ticket in the US presidential election (in 1984) - says that Obama is only in the position he is now because of his colour. Needless to say it hasn't gone down well. Read here

Condi for Veep?

The New Yorker argues for John McCain to pick Condi as his running mate. Interesting...

The Clinton Horror Picture Show

Andrew Sullivan in today's Sunday Times:

"The Clintons: a horror film that never ends"...read here

Obama loses Power

Obama's Irish-born foreign policy expert Samantha Power has resigned after calling Hillary Clinton "a monster" - off the record - during a press interview. Read here. I was just reading a profile about her in the papers during the week in which the Pulitzer Prize winner was touted as a potential National Security Adviser in an Obama Adminstration. Heavy lesson learned.

Pink sounds

The top 50 gayest songs of all time...here

According to the Aussies

Clean conscience

My Apartment Living column in Property Plus in today's Indo

I don't think my friend and neighbour could have shot me a dirtier look if I had produced a plush overcoat made from the fur of defenceless puppies. "You would seriously do that?" he spat at me. "You seriously want to get a cleaner?" Continue here.

Girls are funny

Funny ladies in the new Vanity Fair

Lost for words

All you obsessive fans of the riveting fourth season of Lost out there might be interested in two blogs that dissect each week's episodes: Taragh Loughrey-Grant is doing one for RTE, while Jeff Jensen writes on the show here for EW.com

Putting the 2 in 24

News for you 24 fans...

Life or Death decision

This is from today's London Independent - a truly frightening, sad, infuriating story, just one of many pertaining to the vile and inhumane regime in Iran. No wonder Ahmadinejad could say there were no homosexuals in Iran when he was speaking at the UN last year - because his disgusting regime kills every gay man it can get its hands on.

Mehdi Kazemi is a gay teenager from Iran. He sought sanctuary in Britain after his boyfriend was hanged for homosexuality. So why is Britain so determined to send him back to Tehran – to almost certain execution? Continue here.

Dream Ticket?

Hillary's first hint that she and Obama could forge a dream ticket - but who's at the top?

She's back

Hillary wins Texas, Ohio while McCain officially becomes the GOP nominee. Read here. Obama has 1,477 delegates, Hill has 1,391. One of them needs 2,025 to win the nomination. As The West Wing predicted with its Santos storyline in season 6, the Democrats will now more than likely have a brokered convention this summer. Exciting times.

Thriller at 25

My article on the 25th anniversary of Thriller topping the US charts in today's Independent.

Thriller turns 25
The biggest-selling album of all time has just reached its quarter century, says Declan Cashin

Hard as it is to believe, we've just made it to the 25th anniversary of Michael Jackson's groundbreaking album Thriller reaching the top of the charts in the US and across the world.Continue here.

Oh brother

My interview with Brothers and Sisters stars Matthew Rhys and Dave Annable in Weekend in today's Irish Independent.

Family Fortunes
With a hit primetime show to their credit, actors Matthew Rhys and Dave Annable found a little time to party in Dublin -- and to share their thoughts on what it means to be part of an extended TV family, says Declan Cashin

Matthew Rhys and Dave Annable are not likely to forget their flying visit to Dublin. Or should that be they're not likely to remember? The boisterous double act, who play brothers Kevin and Justin Walker in the hit US drama series Brothers and Sisters, got into Dublin the night before our interview, and the duo wasted no time getting acquainted with some of the capital's most famous watering holes in Temple Bar and beyond. Continue here.