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Thursday, December 22, 2005

Prophylactic Fun

You gotta love this...

>Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line...

>>Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
>>Tesco Condoms - every little helps
>>Nike Condoms - Just do it.
>>Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
>>Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
>>KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
>>Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
>>Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
>>Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
>>Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
>>Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
>>Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
>>Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
>>Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide
>>FCUK condoms - no comment required.
>>Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
>>Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
>>Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
>>Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
>>Renault condoms - size really does matter!
>>Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
>>Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
>>Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!
>>Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms>just cannot reach
>>Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
>>AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
>>Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a animal
>>Polo condoms - the condom with the hole
>>The Manchester United Condom... One Yank and your>whole world falls apart.

1 comment:

Mayoman said...

:-) :-) My laughing muscles (wherever they are) are in your debt.